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Great definitions

Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by Joker, Apr 4, 2014. Replies: 0 | Views: 913

  1. Joker

    Joker Member

    Wonderfully described definitions

    CIGARETTE:
    A pinch of tobacco
    Rolled in paper
    With fire at one end
    And a fool at the other!

    MARRIAGE:
    It's an agreement
    Wherein
    A man loses his bachelors degree
    And a woman gains her masters

    LECTURE:
    An art of transmitting Information
    From the notes of the lecturer
    To the notes of students
    Without passing through the minds
    Of either

    CONFERENCE:
    The confusion of one man
    Multiplied by the
    Number present

    COMPROMISE:
    The art of dividing
    A cake in such a way that
    Everybody believes
    He got the biggest piece

    TEARS:
    The hydraulic force by which
    Masculine will power is
    Defeated by feminine water-power!

    CONFERENCE ROOM:
    A place where everybody talks,
    Nobody listens
    And everybody disagrees later on

    ECSTASY:
    A feeling when you feel
    You are going to feel
    A feeling
    You have never felt before

    CLASSIC:
    A book
    Which people praise,
    But never read

    SMILE:
    A curve
    That can set
    A lot of things straight!

    OFFICE:
    A place
    Where you can relax
    After your strenuous
    Home life

    YAWN:
    The only time
    When some married men
    Ever get to open
    Their mouth

    EXPERIENCE:
    The name
    Men give
    To their
    Mistakes

    DIPLOMAT:
    A person
    Who tells you
    To go to hell
    In such a way
    That you actually look forward
    To the trip

    OPTIMIST:
    A person
    Who while falling
    From EIFFEL TOWER
    Says in midway
    "SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!"

    MISER:
    A person
    Who lives poor
    So that
    He can die RICH!

    FATHER:
    A banker
    Provided by
    Nature

    BOSS:
    Someone
    Who is early
    When you are late
    And late
    When you are early

    POLITICIAN:
    One who
    Shakes your hand
    Before elections
    And your Confidence
    Later

    DOCTOR:
    A person
    Who kills
    Your ills
    By pills,
    And kills you
    By his bills!
     

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