Wonderfully described definitions CIGARETTE: A pinch of tobacco Rolled in paper With fire at one end And a fool at the other! MARRIAGE: It's an agreement Wherein A man loses his bachelors degree And a woman gains her masters LECTURE: An art of transmitting Information From the notes of the lecturer To the notes of students Without passing through the minds Of either CONFERENCE: The confusion of one man Multiplied by the Number present COMPROMISE: The art of dividing A cake in such a way that Everybody believes He got the biggest piece TEARS: The hydraulic force by which Masculine will power is Defeated by feminine water-power! CONFERENCE ROOM: A place where everybody talks, Nobody listens And everybody disagrees later on ECSTASY: A feeling when you feel You are going to feel A feeling You have never felt before CLASSIC: A book Which people praise, But never read SMILE: A curve That can set A lot of things straight! OFFICE: A place Where you can relax After your strenuous Home life YAWN: The only time When some married men Ever get to open Their mouth EXPERIENCE: The name Men give To their Mistakes DIPLOMAT: A person Who tells you To go to hell In such a way That you actually look forward To the trip OPTIMIST: A person Who while falling From EIFFEL TOWER Says in midway "SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!" MISER: A person Who lives poor So that He can die RICH! FATHER: A banker Provided by Nature BOSS: Someone Who is early When you are late And late When you are early POLITICIAN: One who Shakes your hand Before elections And your Confidence Later DOCTOR: A person Who kills Your ills By pills, And kills you By his bills!