Confucius he say: • Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient. • Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly. • Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent. • Squirrel who runs up woman’s leg will not find nuts. • Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion. • Man who runs in front of car gets tired, man who runs behind car gets exhausted. • Man who eats many prunes get good run for money. • War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left. • Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night. • It takes many nails to build a crib, but one screw to fill it. • Man who drives like hell is bound to get there. • Man who stands on toilet is high on pot. • Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement. • Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs. Finally CONFUCIUS SAY... • "A lion will not cheat on his wife, but a Tiger Wood!"